On the first of June next year,
Every man across this land
Will pleasure himself with his hand,
All in the name of worldwide peace.
Black, white, yellow, straight and queer,
All united hand in hand,
(Not literally, understand?)
DIRTY dancing in the streets.
Switch off football, put down beer
The time has come to make a stand.
Slip-slap rhythms of big band
must hoist a white flag of male grease.
And if you ladies feel left out,
Go downstairs and mess about.